I found it in my Christmas stocking.
The pictures in the sleeve are yum!
My very lovely jewellery box.
My very lovely, very empty jewellery box.
My yellow coat.
I've had it for years.
It has lots of holes
and very few buttons.
But I'm going to mend it.
And keep it until it is no longer yellow!
The condom has a story.
One night, while on my way to my friends exhibition launch
I bumped into the think contraception people
who gave me some free condoms.
I put them in my pocket and forgot about them.
Later we we're at the Roisin Dubh and we saw
Matt Berry and asked him for an autograph.
He had a pen but no paper.
We had no paper but we did have the free condoms.
And this is why I am the proud owner of a Matt Berry signed condom.
My malnourished piggy bank
James' pineapple chunks.
James' maths book!
And that is all that is yellow!